Thought For the Day :))

Strength can help you to realize just how much potential lies within you. We all have those moments of doubt where we start believing that we aren't enough to achieve our goals but you must realize that what you can truly accomplish is far greater than what you think you can accomplish. Having the mental strength to get back up every time you fall down is tough and that is why most people choose the easy choice and just stay down. Living a life where you have decided to settle for less because of past failures or whatever fears you may have can lead to a ton of regret. Look, you only have one life to live so you need to dig deep and pull out everything you have and make this life one worth living.

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China produces stamina enhancement pills from dead babies

China produces stamina enhancement pills from dead babies :

That’s right, just when you thought you heard it all, China comes out with a stamina pill made from dead babies. A Korean TV documentary team went on a search for the truth behind the dead baby pill, and what they found was shocking. They tracked down a hospital that sells deceased babies, mostly abortions or still births, to medicine companies. When the hospital has a deceased baby case, the staff, who are openly involved, are instructed to immediately notify the medicine company. The documentary team reveals the super secret process of how the Dead Baby Pill is made. The medicine company stores these dead babies in a normal family’s refrigerator, so no one can find out. Then, when ready to use, they put the dead baby in a medical drying microwave, also located in someone’s house. Once dry, they grind it up and put it in the capsule. At a very high price the documentary team got their hands on some of these pill and had them tested. The results: 99.7% HUMAN From the test results they were also able to tell the gender and found hair and nail remnants. The business of the dead baby pill is secretive and expensive, but it’s not without the consent of the deceased mother. Microwave dried placenta is another brand of pill that are openly made by this medical company. I’m not sure if the placenta or the dead baby pill gives you more stamina, but I can tell you that I’m sticking with coffee..!! :P

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GOOGLE PRIVATE BROWSER RUN MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS USING INCOGNITO

GOOGLE PRIVATE BROWSER RUN MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS USING INCOGNITO i.e (CTRL+SHIFT+N):

Privacy mode or "private browsing", sometimes informally referred to as "porn mode", is a term that refers to privacy features by Incognito Browser. Historically speaking, web browsers store information such as browsing history, images, videos and text within cache. In contrast, privacy mode can be enabled so that the browser does not store this information for selected browsing sessions. This allows a person to browse the Web without storing local data that could be retrieved at a later date. It is of note that this offers virtually no privacy protection beyond the local level. For example, it is still possible to identify frequented websites by associating the IP address with the user on the server end. Privacy mode will also disable the storage of data in cookies or Flash cookies. Logging into different IDs is easier in Google Chrome Incognito mode that allows you to login multiple different instances of the same website. Since no session data is stored or transfered between the regular window and incognito window, you can stay loged in to all your accounts, and in addition log in to other accounts in the incognito window.

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Facebook Statuses On Life

As I lay down to sleep tonight, may the good Lord watch over and bless me and my children. May they give us good dreams and let us wake in the morning refreshed.


A whore on one side to feel like a boy and a woman on the other side so they can say their a man


you can't let anything get in the way of enjoying life you got 2 live it 2 the fullest mistakes may happen but everyone makes mistakes every now and then.:)


I'm going to treat people exactly as they have treated me. Most should be happy..many should be scared.


Take time to stop and smell the flowers. And if it's weed. Stop and smoke some.


call 1-800- I DON'T CARE and leave your complaints at the beep, if no one returns your call please know that clearly I DON'T CARE. Never have, never will.


when you have lived my life suffered my pain felt how i feel only then can you judge me


When life give you lemons make grape juice. When every one asks how the heck you did it tell them, "I am a follower of God !And God can do ANYTHING!"


P.O.O.P (powerless over other people)


When a girl keeps going back to a guy that treats her bad, it's not because she's stupid. It's because she's not ready to give up hope that he'll change for her


When your children are little, they walk on your toes...


When life's going great, live it to it's fullest. When life is hell, fight to make it good again. Don't give up!


If you fished the loser pond and are still alone. Perhaps it is Your fault. Look inside you and fix what needs to be fixed. Love yourself first and foremost!


bitching is a social disease once you have it the only way to get rid of it is to bend over and let someone kick you in the ass hard and hopefully that helps.


it never ceases to amaze that there are two sides to every story. Get both before you decide on which side you really believe


thinks laser eye surgery is the reason behind many late life divorces


If patience is a virtue, silence is golden, and good things come to those who wait, i should be happy, rich, and have an awesome man in my life!!


People with stupid opinion's should look in the mirror and wonder why their life is so boring that they have to worry about whats going on in mine!!


Over the years I have changed me for those around me, I lost me along the way. Time to get back to me!!


You only live once... Make the most of what you have.. there is no rewind button on life ; )


Rules of Life: Always Be Particular (in everything you do) & Always Be Prepared (Shave whatever needs shaving and wear pretty panties).~SPQ~ =D


In the end, we are all prisoners of our own mind.


Picture a child skipping down the street without a care in the world only to be tripped by a string pulled tight across the sidewalk...life is that string...


Its amazing how when you finally stop - stop wishing, stop hoping, stop looking - the most spectacular things happen. Life is so beautiful!


Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is. Noise to appreciate silence. And absence to value presence.


Having class is having the ability to walk away from a bad situation with a smile on your face and a forgiveness in your heart.


why do people cum into our lives only to leave us knowing all the hurt we have all been through the last 3 yr well wot goes around cums around and u will get yr


I care about you so much. You're sick and I'm here for you, no matter what people say. They don't know you like I do and I'm here for you always!


I hate when someone says your not smart and ugly, so you doubt yourself. When in reality, they're just jealous of how smart and pretty you are compared to them.


Life will throw you curve balls, may God straighten them out before you catch them!


When life is shit. kill your self. simples :)


friends like you are here for a lifetime believe me <3


The truth only harms those who refuse to acknowledge it.


*~if i die young, bury me in satin, lay me down on a bed of roses, sink me in a river @ dawn send me away with the words of a luv song, oh oh, oh oh~* :)


When you feel like you have gotten nowhere in life u need 2 look at all the blessings you have received in the past and know who blessed you.. =]


and business


hey i am who i am and nothing will ever change that. i may walk around actin like someone im not but thats done now!


The heart has no face, and love lives in the soul <3 a beautiful way of saying looks don't matter <3


Rendezvous and I'm thru with you :)


There is no such thing as coincidence or luck ..there's only God's path for us and if we CHOOSE to follow it or ignore it.


Do never compare dogs to men. Dogs are cool and faithful... Remember that.


And screw everything else.


tears in my eyes pain in my heart i will never be happy whilst we are apart<3


"Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity." - Albert Einstein


the same way, truth cannot be seen in a state of anger."


is chasing stars because trying to reach for them got to be a hassle :))


being happy doesn't mean every thing's okay...it only means you've decide to see things beyond life's imperfections...


My life is a continuous ride, filled with hills, valleys, bumps, thrills, challenges, tears, laughs. And I love it!


Misery is contagious so START BEING HAPPY!


If you are not gonna love me then leave me, if you are not gonna leave me then how about it I just do you the favor and make your life miserable?


your my everything u are all i need and all i want and that certain person who i want to love and will love forever and you knows its you babes


Life is like baseball sometimes you have to slide to be safe on a base. :)


There's at least one person that you can trust


We can only appreciate the miracle of a Sunrise if we have waited in the darkness.


If you don't fucking like someone might as well tell that person instead of lying to him/her everyday. Truth may hurt, but lies hurt WAY more </3


"The healthiest response to life is joy." -Deepak Chopra


In order to be honest with those you care about, you first have to be honest with yourself. Think about it.


A person is define by their actions Not their words. like that old phrase says (action speaks louder then words. by baby-girl


"no one ever said life would be easy, no one ever said life would be fair... we can"t always have the things we like, but we can always like the things we have"


overcome it do not let it overcome you.


Life isn't about waiting for the right time to do something, it's the time to do it and not wait because u could never get it.


If you can't stand behind our troops, then stand in front of them in the war zone! Always support our troops!

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Sarcastic Humour

Thanks alot too the ones who relax me,take my shit and get me wet!!!


You say I'm dirty minded... but how did you understand what I meant? ;)


Love me or Hate me...It's still an obsession and I win either way. Always =)


Did any body get the licence plate of that Mac truck that just ran my ass over!!


I just hate it when I wake up in the morning, and I forget to turn my swag on.


I can help you find what your looking for, step one, pull your head out your ass!


Did you just like your own status? Seriously, That's like calling you cell phone from your house phone to talk to yourself.


I so didn't fall for you... You fucking tripped me!


I'm surrounded by people suffering from Thy-Needith-to-Extracticus-thy-Headicus- from-thy-Buttockimus syndrome. Is there a cure?


I'm sorry but I have reached my maximum allowable exposure to stupidity limit for the day. I'll have to get back to you.


Is making some changes in their life, Feel free to comment, if I don't respond... well, then your one of the changes.


Sometimes when I'm bored, I walk into my room, and stand in there and pretend I'm a carrot.


When the phone rings and you want to screw with the caller, just answer saying, "Joe's Crematorium - You kill 'em, we grill 'em."


the blond couldn't figure out the tiger puzzle so she called her boyfriend when he came over he said " lets put the frosted flakes back in the box okay"


The BEST part of waking up? Hitting the snooze button and going back to sleep.


Got visited by 3 spirits last night. Rum, Brandy & Tequila! You there, what day is it?


Lets start a story Ill start.There once was a pony.OKAY GO!!


People are like a box of chocolates... Some you regret ever trying, some are good, a few are great... and the nutty ones you keep around for a rainy day. lol


If i had a wedgie and no arms, would you help me pick it out?


"loves" people who are all "let's spread my personal life all over my facebook profile!" and then when you comment they're all "OMG! mind your business!"


If i was arrested for something what would it be for?


Airplane Puppies ! because there cockpits lol


What mad fucker made up the line "Have a happy period"? They should be sent to the bloody death chamber XS


How can a man leave their father & husband figure for a whore. Could it be that they wants to get their Bachelor's Pimp Degree. Fastest education ; D !!!


When the phone rings and you want to screw with the caller, just answer saying, "Bob's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!"


Hallmark: When you care enough to send the bullshit they REALLY want to hear!


So, I was thinking...there's a reason the knight in shining armor is covering their face... Happily ever after my ass!


. . . is pretty sure they knows folks who stood in line for second helpings of 'special kind of stupid'.


I'm not strange..I'm great with a splash of What the F**k


my mother made me female, my education made me smart, my life made me strong, and my ex's made me a BITCH!!! Thanks to everyone ;)

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Sarcastic Statuses

A new year is like a clean slate, just waiting for somebody to run their fingernails across it.


Sincerely, people of the world


Why is it that when you ask a man to do something and he doesn't, he's resting, but when you ask a woman to do something and she doesn't, she's lazy?


Love me or Hate me but either way i must be important bc u sure are thinkin bout me haha!!!


Don't take my kindness for weakness. Its because of your weakness I gave you my kindness.


OK, so let me get this straight, you want me to like you...but then you act like THAT?


thinks that it is not a bad thing to have low expectations. The lower your expectations, the less you are disappointed...


"The grass is always greener on the other side" is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit you will find there!!!


is free from any intimidation and colonialism and curse and check out to its paradise


When I had a heart attack, they wrote for an ambulance.


When faced with tough decisions ask your children for advice!


Keep talking shit bout me you're making me famous


Plain and Simple..Please leave my name out my mouth if you don't know me


We're friends. That means when you smile, I smile. You're sad, I'm sad. You laugh, I laugh. You hurt, I hurt. You need money...go to a bank, I'm broke!


When you see a packet of fags saying "Smoking kills". Well I need a sign in front of me saying "BOREDOM KILLS"..sigh x


what deeply twisted mind named the fear of long words "hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia". Whoever you are, you are a genius & I salute you.


If you don't know me when all is well, how about forgetting who I am when you need something from me...


So ladies, next time somebody calls you a bitch...SMILE...And say Thank You!


wants a dick shrinking powered to put in ex-husbands underwear!


There are many ways to win someone back. Drunk dialing them at 3am isn't one of them, LOL.


Hmmmm Common sense is that when you have 5 kids by 4 different fathers! Just Sayin.


Shut up everybody! Shut up! Don't move, don't speak, don't breathe. I'm trying to think! You, face the other way, you're putting me off!


Patience is a virtue,possess it if you can,seldom found in women,but NEVER in a man!


Hm-mm never say never? Sorry Justin but you just said it twice


Remember..Save your self respect...it's YOURS and no one Else's so don't just pass it out like a random bag of chips..guys don't like used up product!!


...marriage license is not a license to mistreat,disrespect..lie.


No I DIDN'T trip I just tackled the door because it was trying to throw a football to the other door!


One day, beyonce called Justin Bieber and asked if he wanted to sing her song at his concert. He asked which one. She laughed and replied, "If i was a boy".


Today when I got home I mistaken the boyfriend for the dog. *Mental Note To Self * Time to get a dog.


When you get ready to eat your words you might want to pull your head out of your ass first. Just sayin...


WOW! Some people never cease to AMAZE me! Seriously? Sucks when you don't have any control so you have to use others to control others huh?


Take your attitude and shove it!


u can manipulate, exaggerate and twist the truth all u want to make me look bad, but just remember don't underestimate me, i can f*** u over 10 times worse!!


I just discovered something that will improve my cooking powers, the smoke alarm is apparently not a timer...

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Most Popular Facebook Statuses

It's tough when someone special starts to ignore you, it's even tougher to pretend that you don't mind.


is missing someone and not telling who ;) its for me to know and you to figure out :P


Serendipity. Look for something, find something else, and realize that what you've found is more suited to your needs than what you thought you were looking for


I don't know where I stand with you and I don't know what I mean to you. All I do know is every time I think of you all I want is to be with you...


says don't spend your time looking at what you left behind cause you'll miss what's waiting for you ahead.


I'm perfect in my imperfections, secure in my insecurities, happy in my pain, strong in my weaknesses, and beautiful in my own way...I am ME!!!


whenever you are stressed,eat chocolates,sweets etc,


Life stops when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing, love ends when you stop caring, friendship ends when you stop sharing.


in the good old days, girls used to cook like their mothers, NOW THEY DRINK LIKE THEIR FATHERS...


Don't cry over the past, it's gone. Don't stress about the future, it hasn't arrived. Live in the present and make it beautiful;-)


My body needs sleep ~ but my mind is in overload!


When u look at me , i get butterflies! When u smile at me, it makes me crush on u even more <3


is doing nothing, and doing it well.


My smile doesn't always mean 'I'm happy'. Sometimes it means 'I can manage', but sometimes it just means 'I'm tired of crying'.


...Always listen to your heart...it's on your left side..but it's always right!


is looking forward to closing a chapter on New Year's Eve and beginning their new adventures in 2011 :)


Life is made of choices,yes or no,up or down,in or out these are the choices that matter To love or to hate, hero or coward, to fight or give in,live or die


Don't you just hate that gnawing feeling in your stomach while you're waiting for something to happen?


If you don't know me, get to know me! Don't know something about me, ask me anything! But don't judge me from other people, cause I may just surprise you!!


I'm not special.. I'm a limited edition.


Everything happens for a reason, live it, love it, learn from it! Make your


There are very few people in this world that know the REAL me, the rest of you know the me I chose to let you see!


Wait! Think about me for just three seconds!..1..2..3..You just experienced the best damn 3 seconds of your life! Your welcome!


is learning that you'll never have EXACTLY what you want, but in the end God always gives you exactly what you need to make you into the person you should be.


wants to say thank you to all the people who walked into my life and made it outstanding and all the people who walked out of my life and made it fantastic!


a relationship doesn't need any promises, terms or conditions..it just need two wonderful persons "one who can trust & one who can understand"


one day, I'm gonna make the onions cry


Live for today, love for tomorrow, and laugh at all your yesterdays. Never regret the past, always hope for the future, and cherish every moment you have.


Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease each other, knock each other down, irritate each other, hate each other but can't live without each other.


I just cleaned out my Facebook friends list. Congratulations if you are reading this! I still like you!


is having a conversation with someone who it bright, interesting and intelligent ... oh shit, I'm talking to myself again


The only people you need in your life is the one that need you in theirs. Don't make someone a priority if they only make you an option !


is dangerously hormonal today...


life is too short, laugh when u can, apologize when u should, and let go of what u cant change, Love deeply and forgive quickly.


:~ When life gives you questions, Google has answers!

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