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Showing posts with label Funny random statuses. Show all posts
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Sunday 6 May 2012

Funny random statuses


The awkward moment when you’re at your friends house and your friend is getting yelled at so you just stand there and pet the dog. 


The biggest lie I tell myself is: “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”


Two girls wear the same shirt: “She copied my style!” Two guys wear the same shirt: “BRO!”


The awkward moment when you realise you’re wrong in an argument, but you keep arguing anyway.


I like turtles because they’re so chill. They don’t hurt anyone. They’re just like, “Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce.”


I hate people that don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”. Their so stupid…….


Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.


The awkward moment when you get a mini heart attack because you can’t feel your phone/iPod in your pocket.  


I’m totally fine with favoritism as long as I’m the favorite.


Crocs: Making humans look like idiots since 2002.


Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if it’s worth it to get up and pee or if you can hold it in until the morning..


I hate that moment where everyone around me is in a relationship and I’m just sitting there like ‘I love food.’


Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others. 


Running beside your best friend and pushing them into something.

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