The awkward moment when you’re at your friends house and your friend is getting yelled at so you just stand there and pet the dog.
The biggest lie I tell myself is: “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”
Two girls wear the same shirt: “She copied my style!” Two guys wear the same shirt: “BRO!”
The awkward moment when you realise you’re wrong in an argument, but you keep arguing anyway.
I like turtles because they’re so chill. They don’t hurt anyone. They’re just like, “Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce.”
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