wants to run up to someone, slap them in the face and scream" you know why!" just to see what they'll do.
I was walking along minding my own business when I accidentally ran into a dwarf. they says to me "I am NOT happy!!" so I say.."well...which one are you then??
A person who hates me says "Hey your a bitch!"
Even my life ain't virgin anymore, Its all fucked up..
Him: I love to be home alone
is having one of them days when you just wanna punt a midget across the yard and yell "come back when they found the rest of ya"
Her: well I'm sorry...
