I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness, so I don’t intimidate you..
Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight.
If someone doesn’t appreciate your presence, make them appreciate your absence.
Whenever I talk with someone who stutters… I yell “REMIX”
The awkward moment when you run over your own banana peel in Mario cart.
2013. The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
LIKE if you LOVE those conversations you skip sleep for.
Everyone has that...
