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It's tough when someone special starts to ignore you, it's even tougher to pretend that you don't mind.


is missing someone and not telling who ;) its for me to know and you to figure out :P


Serendipity. Look for something, find something else, and realize that what you've found is more suited to your needs than what you thought you were looking for


I don't know where I stand with you and I don't know what I mean to you. All I do know is every time I think of you all I want is to be with you...


says don't spend your time looking at what you left behind cause you'll miss what's waiting for you ahead.


I'm perfect in my imperfections, secure in my insecurities, happy in my pain, strong in my weaknesses, and beautiful in my own way...I am ME!!!


whenever you are stressed,eat chocolates,sweets etc,


Life stops when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing, love ends when you stop caring, friendship ends when you stop sharing.


in the good old days, girls used to cook like their mothers, NOW THEY DRINK LIKE THEIR FATHERS...


Don't cry over the past, it's gone. Don't stress about the future, it hasn't arrived. Live in the present and make it beautiful;-)


My body needs sleep ~ but my mind is in overload!


When u look at me , i get butterflies! When u smile at me, it makes me crush on u even more <3


is doing nothing, and doing it well.


My smile doesn't always mean 'I'm happy'. Sometimes it means 'I can manage', but sometimes it just means 'I'm tired of crying'.


...Always listen to your heart...it's on your left side..but it's always right!


is looking forward to closing a chapter on New Year's Eve and beginning their new adventures in 2011 :)


Life is made of choices,yes or no,up or down,in or out these are the choices that matter To love or to hate, hero or coward, to fight or give in,live or die


Don't you just hate that gnawing feeling in your stomach while you're waiting for something to happen?


If you don't know me, get to know me! Don't know something about me, ask me anything! But don't judge me from other people, cause I may just surprise you!!


I'm not special.. I'm a limited edition.


Everything happens for a reason, live it, love it, learn from it! Make your


There are very few people in this world that know the REAL me, the rest of you know the me I chose to let you see!


Wait! Think about me for just three seconds!..1..2..3..You just experienced the best damn 3 seconds of your life! Your welcome!


is learning that you'll never have EXACTLY what you want, but in the end God always gives you exactly what you need to make you into the person you should be.


wants to say thank you to all the people who walked into my life and made it outstanding and all the people who walked out of my life and made it fantastic!


a relationship doesn't need any promises, terms or conditions..it just need two wonderful persons "one who can trust & one who can understand"


one day, I'm gonna make the onions cry


Live for today, love for tomorrow, and laugh at all your yesterdays. Never regret the past, always hope for the future, and cherish every moment you have.


Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease each other, knock each other down, irritate each other, hate each other but can't live without each other.


I just cleaned out my Facebook friends list. Congratulations if you are reading this! I still like you!


is having a conversation with someone who it bright, interesting and intelligent ... oh shit, I'm talking to myself again


The only people you need in your life is the one that need you in theirs. Don't make someone a priority if they only make you an option !


is dangerously hormonal today...


life is too short, laugh when u can, apologize when u should, and let go of what u cant change, Love deeply and forgive quickly.


:~ When life gives you questions, Google has answers!

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Best Friends

Life is like a puzzle, friends and family are the pieces, some will fit and others won't. Some will be lost and then found, but in the end it will all work out.


Friends just walk up to you and say " hi there" but best friends run up to you screaming "I FREAKING LUV YOU" without a care in the world who stares


Your my fruit to my loop the star to my burst ,the pop to my tart bust most importantly your the best to my friend<3


...I don't know what kind of friends you have but in this circle We take care of each other, We are family with or without blood ties


I would never betray my best friend. Seriously, they knows too much!


Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends Will steal it and yell: RUN LOSER RUN!


I miss my best friend <3


Every girl needs an old friend and a glass of wine.


a friend will help you up if you fall, a good friend will make sure you're okay, but a BEST friend will trip you again and laugh in your face.


- Sometimes being a friend means giving up something you love, even if it breaks your heart. There are just some friends, that its worth it.


If you hurt my Best Friend I will call Abby(from NCIS) and get their to help me make your death look like an accident!!


best friend, someone who every-time you think your going to get off they phone with them you somehow start up into yet another conversation


I lie awake at times asking my self "What did i do to deserve a best friend like u??" Ily


Fake friends are easy to find and easy to loose but real friends are the hardest to find and hardest to loose.


i= involve you


thinks a true friend is the one left standing by your side when the rest of world has walked out!


Friends are good, Best Friends are better, They're like sisters, but by choice.


a good friend will get up when u wake their, a best friend will smack u in the face and say leave me alone bitch im tryin to sleep! :P


We're obsessed?-We're just BestFriends.,x


even when you have lost faith in yourself


...And people thought Barbies were fake...wait till they meet you!!


Mom: a girl's TRUE best friend! :) The best thing about a mom: they HAS been through what u r going through, when they was ur age... Moms r the BEST! :)


Not every-ones gonna be there for you when your down but a couple will be and those are your true friends :)


What make a best friend you ask? A best friend is one who accepts you for who are, stands beside your side through thick and thin & does not judge you!!


A friend will be there beside you drying your tears away... A best friend will be skipping along side you singing "Someone's gonna get it" with a shovel. <3


A friend wouldn't say "Well,your in shit" they would say "Well WE'RE in shit!" :P


best friends are always there for you through thick and thin no matter how wild things get they will always be by your side love u my friends xxx


It's sad when we let best friends turn into just friends, and friends turn into people we know, and people we know turn into just people.


The best kind of relationship is when they're not only your boyfriend, but your bestfriend too. <3


Were best friends; when you laugh i laugh, you cry i cry, you jump off a bridge I'm going to miss you just kidding i will be at the bottom waiting to catch you.


strangers stab u in the tummy,friends stab u in the back, boys stab u in the heart,but sisters just stab u with bendy straws!!


Only true friends dance in the middle of the street during a thunderstorm together.


A best friend can see when you're sad.A best friend can see when you're mad.A best friend can tell when you're crying.A best friend can tell when you're lying!

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Life Phrases

Why is it when you want something so bad you cant have it and everything you don't want pretty much falls at your feet ready for you to take.


Life is an echo; all comes back, the good, the bad, the false, and the true. So, give the world the best u have & the best will come back to u


You know your doing something right in life when its making other people jealous!!


says hearts and minds are like parachutes...they only work when they"re open.


Life happens everyday; cherish the special moments and let the rest roll on by.


God doesn't give you the people you want in your life, you're given the ones you need so you can become the person you want to be.*


If you live to be 100, then i want to live be 100 minus a day, so I never have to live without you! ~ from Winnie the Pooh to Christopher Robin


Blink away the tears, walk forward. Even if the first step hurts, believe that everything will be okay. Maybe someday it will.


Treasure all you can hold today, as tomorrow it can be swiftly taken.


there's always going to be risks in life no matter what you do. you just have to choose what risks you want to take.


The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're still alive.


I'd like to thank all those dumb ass, low-life losers who made me what I am today. without u, I wouldn't have found them!! Love u babe!!


says, you come into this life alone, you leave this life alone, so what you do in between, should be full of what makes you happy. It's all you get! ~


"where there's a will, there's a way." . In reality: Where there's money, there's a way.


One half of knowing what you want is knowing what you must give up before you get it. ~Sidney Howard


so many times you are there for people who need you, that you forget what it is like to have someone be there for YOU!


You'll never learn to become Old and Wise if you never lived young and crazy - Jeff da Ponte -


To the world, you are but one person, but to one person, you just might be the world!


People think they can read me like a book, but the truth is they only read what I want them to read.


I realized maybe the right guy for a girl is when shits going down and they's doing everything just to keep you there with them


Never: make a promise if you cant stick with it, start if you don't have plans to finish, speak if you don't mean it, love if you can't handle it...


live life to the fullest. be crazy and dumb. you only live once.


~Our lives can be changed in a matter of seconds~


walk a mile, nah, try riding a mile in my head and see how far you get before you jump on the short bus and beg for the white coat that lets you hug yourself

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Inspirational

" Failure doesn't come from falling down... Failure comes from not getting up."


The STRONGEST actions for a women is to love themself, be themself, and shine amongst those who never believed they could!


But God hath promised, strength for today, rest for the labor, light for the way. Grace for the trials, help from above. Unfailing sympathy, undying love.


Never give in, never give up, never surrender no matter what!


has decided not to give up, to wait as long as it takes...because I can see the prize and it's worth all of it. :)


"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind!" - Dalai Lama


"I know that I can make it, I know that I can stand! No matter what may come my way, My life is in your hands!" {Kirk Franklin}


Slow to trust, but I'm quick to love. I wish too hard, and I give too much. I ain't saying' I'm perfect, but I promise I'm worth it ~ Sugar land


When life kicks you down, get back up. and when it kicks ya down again, just get back up again and kick it back! Never give in and never give up!


~*~*~Smiling is infectious, You can catch it like the flu. Someone smiled at me today, And I started smiling too. :) ~*~*~


Loving everyone as much as possible; Being who I am, and accepting others for what they are; Believing in myself when nobody else does, is what makes me happy..


You never no what will happen today, tomorrow, and the next after tomorrow. . that's why I'm saying sorry and thank you for being a part of my past. :)


Life gives answer in 3 ways : " It says YES and gives you what you want, It says NO and gives you something better and It says WAIT and gives you the best


"Scars remind us of where we've been. They don't have to dictate where we're going."


God, Grant me the serenity to accept the things that we can not change, the courage to change the things that we can and the wisdom to know the difference!!


What happens in 2010, stays in 2010.


Why look behind you, you can't change it. Why fret over the future, it's not here. Why don't you live for today, and make it so wonderful it's worth remembering

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Funny crazy

wants to run up to someone, slap them in the face and scream" you know why!" just to see what they'll do.


I was walking along minding my own business when I accidentally ran into a dwarf. they says to me "I am NOT happy!!" so I say.."well...which one are you then??
A person who hates me says "Hey your a bitch!"


Even my life ain't virgin anymore, Its all fucked up..


Him: I love to be home alone


is having one of them days when you just wanna punt a midget across the yard and yell "come back when they found the rest of ya"


Her: well I'm sorry that i thought u were gonna have a tea party gosh


Perfection doesn't exist, and beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, so find beauty in me or get used to my flaws because I don't feel like changing. :)


No. I'm not talking to myself because I'm crazy, I'm talking to myself because it's the only intelligent conversation I can get around here sometimes!


So, apparently...it is severely frowned upon to open a bag of skittles in the store and pelt your fellow customers with them, while yelling "Taste the Rainbow!"


Needed: Sign to stand on corner to collect money to refill my wallet after spending it all on Christmas if you see me at your local intersection please help :)


is going 2 walmart and When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream " No, no! It's those voices again!"


#456- spray paint urself blue and walk around saying yeah I'm avatar


is going to a fancy dress party in just their underwear. and when people ask "what you here as" I'll say "A Premature Ejaculation, I've just come in my pants!"


Girl: yes my boobs


I love you, you love me together we will rape barney


You know if a man masturbates At least twice a day it reduces their chance of getting Prostate cancer I worked it out for me and works out I'm immortal.


Opened the paper and they just interviewed jedward's Mum.


says: fishing is every person's best friend...


Sure i might be random and crazy well and kinda not normal, but you know you love me!


be afraid,be very afraid I am totally unsupervised
I dare you to look at a mirror and punch yourself lightly in the head a few times and not laugh at the jackass in front of you.


No officer, I did not hit their, I simply Fist Pumped their face!


"Stalking" is such a negative word, I prefer the phrase "Keeping in touch"


I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket"


Guys Guys Guys I'm not retarded I'm...SEMI RETARDED

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Funny random statuses

The awkward moment when you’re at your friends house and your friend is getting yelled at so you just stand there and pet the dog. 


The biggest lie I tell myself is: “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”


Two girls wear the same shirt: “She copied my style!” Two guys wear the same shirt: “BRO!”


The awkward moment when you realise you’re wrong in an argument, but you keep arguing anyway.


I like turtles because they’re so chill. They don’t hurt anyone. They’re just like, “Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce.”


I hate people that don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”. Their so stupid…….


Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.


The awkward moment when you get a mini heart attack because you can’t feel your phone/iPod in your pocket.  


I’m totally fine with favoritism as long as I’m the favorite.


Crocs: Making humans look like idiots since 2002.


Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if it’s worth it to get up and pee or if you can hold it in until the morning..


I hate that moment where everyone around me is in a relationship and I’m just sitting there like ‘I love food.’


Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others. 


Running beside your best friend and pushing them into something.

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Funny Statuses

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness, so I don’t intimidate you..  


Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight.


If someone doesn’t appreciate your presence, make them appreciate your absence.


Whenever I talk with someone who stutters… I yell “REMIX”


The awkward moment when you run over your own banana peel in Mario cart.


2013. The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.


LIKE if you LOVE those conversations you skip sleep for.


Everyone has that “make the other person sound incredibly stupid” voice when describing an argument.  


That baby dinosaur noise you make when you stretch.
Giving your friend “the look” when you see someone attractive.


Every day, I think about texting you first. But then I think, “If you really wanted to talk to me, you’d text me first.”


Oh, you only live once? I had no idea, please tell me more.


A jealous woman does better research than FBI.
You’re just as useful as a Red Light on Grand Theft Auto.


suns upside down is still suns MIND = BLOWN

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